Replacement Salad

 

If you've already used the Emergency Salad including in your copy of The Beer & Salad Diet, don't fret, you can always get another one here. Or, if you're too cheap to buy the whole book, buy this Emergency Salad and figure it out for yourself.

Your salad will be shipped by USPS within around three weeks of order, I would think, depends on availability. Emergency Salads don't grow on trees.